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The Kurganeese Kwiz
Greetz 'n' Salutations fans of the Immortal one. "What is this
Kwiz lark I percieve?" I hear you quote, well in order to asses
yerself I have compiled this Kwiz so you can find out what other
people think of you. Answer all Kwestions correctly (No Cheating,
or writing trainers!), then add up your scores and read what
catogory you fall into. Now go to it!.
1. You are handed a disk containing the latest game "Psycho Ninja
Nuns with Chainsaws" by a friend. Obviously it is Pirated
Do You.....
A) Report your friend to F.A.S.T and claim a reward,
B) Rip off the Demo Muzik, scrolly routine and Gfx, change it
and pass it off as yer own,
C) Pass it on to your mates,
D) Dress up in a tutu and hit passing freemasons with a fish,
2. It's Christmas and you get a present of Dsculptpaint5D,
everyone wants this util and it's docs, do you...
A) Tell them if they want it they can buy it in the shops, it's
only five hundred pounds.
B) Copy it with X-Copy without removing the password protection,
then when your friends want the manual to get past it sell
them Photocopies at fifteen pounds each.
C) Remove the password protection, scan the manual onto a floppy
and swap it with your mates.
D) Wear a Haloween mask, because it's Easter and the tadpoles are
on the wing.
3. You get the latest copy of Amnesia in your hot sticky little
fingers, do you.....
A) Pass it on to your parents/guardians/psychaitrist to make sure
there is nothing offensive in it and nothing illeagal.
B) Remove the opening demo, and replace it with one you nicked
off another game and put the words "Hacked by......" all over
the opening sequence.
C) Gasp in amazement at the wonderous opening demo, read all the
incredible articles and copy it to spread around the world.
D) Go straight to the Kurgans stuff and read it while standing in a
bucket of jelly and doing bird impersinations.
4. What Magazines do you buy or read?
A) Computer and Video Games (C+VG), Computerised Gardening..e.t.c.
B) I don't buy magazines, I rob the disks off the front of them.
C) Amnesia, Amiga Format, Zero, Amiga Computing, Stolen Data,
Euro Charts, Aftershock, 2000AD, VIZ.
D) Fun with Monosodium Glutimate monthly, Popular Chiropidist,
Lithuanian clog carvers weekly.
5. Suppose a girl comes up to you and tells you that she wants a
man who understands computers to go home with her and show her
how to use it do you....
A) Tell her no, because girls are smelly and they always laugh at
you, they have not got any brains anyway.
B) What's a girl?
C) Go home with her, show her the ropes (Now Now, no perverse
thoughts), give her some of your best utils and invite her
out for a drink and a meal.
D) Take her back to your flat and show her your toenail collection
then finish off a wonderful evening by sitting around the
fireplace and singing campfire songs to eachother.
6. What do you do when you are not at your Amiga?
A) Go to Irish Dancing classes or fill in your colouring book.
B) Hang around in Burgerland and throw coffee and chips at anyone
sitting nearby, or sit at home squeezing your zits.
C) Meet your computer buddies, have a few pints, go to see the
latest films in town.
D) Set fire to your nasal hair, hide in a tree in the local park
and decide to live there, or hang around in the airport with
a Gorilla mask on.
Well that Kwiz didn't take too long did it?. Now read below and
see how well you scored.
All or mostly A's: You should invest in an Atari st immeadiatly
you are not the kind of person that anyone likes, so change or
do us all a favour and drop dead!
All or mostly B's: If Your name just happens to be Ed the duck,
then you are also not welcome anywhere! if your name isn't Ed
and you are like this then you are LAME.
All or mostly C's: You are one cool dude and lots of folk like
you, you should be welcome in any group and congrats!.
ALL or mostly D's: You are weird! you are also a person after
my heart and are welcome to join me in a drink anytime!
Well that's all for the Kwiz this time, I may just include another
Kwiz in another issue of Amnesia, tell me what you thought of this
one, and while you are at it why not drop a line into Irelands
greatest Zine Amnesia, your letters will be answered or published.
See you all next time.......
Kurgan (The)